Thursday, September 8, 2011

Tempus Mutationes

So, it's September. The leaves are going to start changing, school is starting, the summer clothes are going to start disappearing, the weather is going to...HOLY FUCK it's hot!
I know, I know...Folks living in many other parts of the country and/or world are thinking, "Dude, stop your bitching." Okay, maybe not "Dude".

Anyway, Shakespeare Orange County was fairly successful this year, and I'm proud of all the work I put into it.
Set for A Comedy of Errors, designed by Yours, Truly.


Next year, we're going to be doing some different things, including taking a show on the road to Prague! The show is a staged adaptation of Shakespeare's Venus and Adonis, and I was honored to be asked to be a part of it. First I'm thinking: sweet! And then I start thinking this:
"Adonic- noun: a verse line with a dactyl followed by a spondee or trochee; adjective: of or pertaining to Adonis, physically perfect." 
And then I look down and see that my stomach is neither a verse line nor physically perfect.
Don't get me wrong, working all summer doing what I do helps keep me in relatively good shape. But there is a whole lot of by-god-room for improvement.

So, last week started the official beginning of my Adonis workout regimen. I got 9 months of disciplined diet and fitness changes ahead of me, which feels a bit daunting and a lot of hard work. Until I think about the diet and physical changes pregnant women go through in 9 months, and I realize I could probably do this.
Wish me luck.

Monday, August 15, 2011

Tempus Comitiorum

Let me just go ahead and say it so we can get it out of the way: Barack Obama is a worse president that George W. Bush.
Most Republicans, blindly (and naively) following the party line would agree with me. I'm not surprised; most of them are pretty stupid. I don't mean that as an insult, by the way. It's just that I can find no other rationale for devotion to a political party bent on the total destruction of the middle class based, in many cases almost solely, on social and/or religious conservatism. "A 'Christian' politician who is pro-life, anti-gay, pro-Creationism who wants to dismantle the total econo-political structure and rebuild it as a plutocracy? He must know what he's talking about because he believes like I do". Sorry, that's stupid.
Then there are the racists (who can't believe a black man should be president) and the birthers (who believe the same thing but try to hide it) who are also stupid. A lot of the Upper Class Republicans would probably agree with me, but only out of paying lip service. I'm fairly sure they like Obama just as much (if not more) as Bush, Jr.

Since they all agree with me, I guess the statement is more directed towards Democrats, who are more likely to disagree. Their party loyalty is nothing if not steadfast.
Here's why I think Obama is a worse president than Bush, Jr.: George W. Bush made no secret about who he was. His loyalties were obvious and his policies reflected that. Barack Obama energized millions of lower and middle class citizens to vote for him under the "audacity of hope" and then betrayed them all by appointing Wall St. cronies like Geithner and Bernanke to help determine economic policy. He betrayed them all by escalating troop presence in the Middle East (sure the numbers in Iraq are down, but that means nothing). He betrayed anyone too audacious to hope that he would stand up and be a voice against the systematic dismantling of the New Deal (the product of which was probably the strongest middle class in the history of the civilized world) that has been occurring over the past thirty years.
In compromise after compromise, Obama has taken the regressive policies enacted during the Bush Administration and expanded them. He's kowtowed to the banks, he's kowtowed to Wall St., and he's kowtowed to an insane ideological minority in Congress.

And in case you've been sleeping for four years, Wall Street and the Banks are the worst enemy this country has faced since World War II. They utterly demolished our economy in an attack of greed which absolutely dwarfed the effect on Americans the attack of a few terrorists had who flew a couple planes into buildings. We were ruthless (excessively so) in hunting down and exterminating (trying to anyway) the people responsible the the plane attacks. As for Wall Street and the Banks, we paid them more than $3 trillion dollars for the pleasure of their financial rape.

It's time Democrats stopped making excuses for Obama. He's not locked into some hopeless position by unmoving Republicans who steadfastly refuse to make concessions. Take a look at Dylan Ratigan's rant if you need a suggestion as to how Obama could've handled the debt ceiling deal (especially after the two-minute mark of the video). He threw himself under the steam roller on that one and now pleads with America to somehow accept that the concept of "shared sacrifice" doesn't involve and sharing on the part of the wealthy in America. What's especially sad is many wealthy citizens are actually asking for more sacrifice on their part (check out Warren Buffett's op piece in the NY Times).

The whole point of this post, however, is that election season is upon us, whether we believe it or not. Iowa had its ridiculous straw poll following a Republican Primary "debate" and Obama is going on a three state bus tour of Minnesota, Illinois, and (naturally) Iowa. If it seems like Christmas decorations are going up before Halloween, it's because they are.
What this means for Americans, unfortunately, is you are going to see a lot more promises out of Obama for when/if he's reelected. Bah. He's going on a three state tour to shore up support for his reelection. You know what would shore up support for reelection? Jobs. Ending Bush tax cuts on the wealthy. Adding a $1 million+ and $10 million federal income tax bracket. Pulling Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security off the chopping block of deficit reduction. Really, all he would need to do is start crafting policies that helped the 95% of American citizens who need the help. 95% beats 5% no matter how much money 5% has.
Instead you'll see Obama carefully craft his reelection campaign to gain or maintain support from Wall Street and the wealthy. If he wants to do that, I say fuck him. He doesn't get my vote anyway. But what's really important, is he shouldn't get any of yours either, you lower and middle class Democrats. He doesn't love you. He doesn't care.

Does that mean I'm advocating voting for a Republican for president? Nope.
Does it mean I've advocating not voting? Of course not.

People somehow got this idea that elections are a competition, and in a competition, everyone wants to be on the winning team. So they'll vote for the lesser of two evils (either Democrap or Republicunt) rather than vote for a candidate they truly admire (or write in "none of the above") because they don't want to take the risk that their vote could have been the one saving America from the opposing political candidate.
Grow a backbone, America! Stop this snivelling, spineless support for candidates you barely believe in and let politicians know that you reject their bought and paid for policies.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Tu Bastarda

"Ooh, what did you make?"
"Arrogant Bastard Brownies."
"You could have just said brownies."

It wasn't as though I planned a conversation like that to happen, or was even expecting it. But I must admit I was a little disappointed when no one said anything.

"Ooh, brownies! What's in em?"
"Arrogant Bastard."
"What, did you cut your finger and bleed on them?"

Nope, no witty banter. It would have been absolutely crushing if I wasn't so damn proud of them.
I'd been wanting to make a good beer brownie for a while, but all of the recipes I found that used beer resulted in brownies that didn't have any beer taste. What's the point, then? It's like an extra ingredient conservative housewives add when they want to be a little naughty.

"Oh, Martha, these brownies are delicious!"
"Thanks." *Voice drops to a whisper* "I added Guinness to the recipe!"
"You are simply too evil."

There were plenty of Guinness brownie recipes, many saying they were a perfect dessert for St. Patrick's Day. Bah. Not if you can't taste the beer. Although adding a whisky caramel glaze might be appropriate.

"Wow! What did you do to these brownies?"
"I made an Irish whisky caramel glaze for the topping."
"Ooh, Catholic or Protestant whisky?"
"Does it matter?"
*Pulls out gun* "Of course it fucking matters!"

I also found some recipes for brownies that used Young's Double Chocolate Stout. My problem with that is that you're adding chocolate to chocolate, and while I'm sure it's tasty (Double Chocolate Stout is divine!) I don't like to go overboard on flavors. I prefer distinct flavors that you can separate in your mouth and let your taste buds dance around. So I abandoned the stouts, and for a bit I thought about grabbing a good dark porter ale (like Samuel Smith's Taddy Porter) but I ran out of time and had to do my shopping at a regular old supermarket, where specialty beers are in low to no supply. But they did have a bottle of Arrogant Bastard Ale, and I realized how perfect it would be.
Arrogant Bastard is a very hoppy beer, which I don't normally go in for. Pale ales and the like tend to feature the hops in their brew, and I find it tends to overpower the other flavors of the beer. Not my favorite. On the other hand, a good hoppy flavor would contrast nicely with the chocolate in the brownie, and Arrogant Bastard has got nothing but good hoppy flavor.

So I browsed around and combined a few recipes, added my own little twists to em,  and here's what I got:

  • 12 ounces of beer (you Arrogant Bastard!)
  • 1 cup cocoa powder, unsweetened
  • 2 cups sugar
  • 1/2 cup butter, melted
  • 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
  • 4 eggs
  • 2 cups wheat flour
  • 3/4 teaspoon salt 
  • 1/2 cup white chocolate chips
  • 1/2 cup 60% cacao chocolate chips
  • Powdered sugar

Directions:

1. Preheat oven to 350°F. Line a 13x9x2 baking pan with aluminum foil, letting foil extend 2 inches beyond each short side of pan.
2. In large bowl, whisk together stout and cocoa powder until blended and smooth. Add sugar, butter, vanilla extract, and eggs - one at a time. Blend well.
3. Add flour and salt and whisk until batter is smooth. Stir in chocolate chips. Spread mixture in prepared pan, leveling surface with a spatula. Bake 42 to 45 minutes  until top is shiny and dry, and a wooden pick inserted in the center comes out clean. Remove from oven and let cool.
4. Lift out brownie from pan by foil ends and transfer to a cutting board. Cut lengthwise into four strips and crosswise into eight, making 32 brownies. Dust lightly with powdered sugar.
These brownies turned out seriously good. The wheat flour probably made them a little more cake-ish then if I'd used all-purpose flour, so maybe next time I'd do a cup of each. It's not really my thing to post recipes (especially on a blog where I rant about politics), but I had to share. Try it. You'll love them.

Friday, July 22, 2011

Cupiditas Fossor

Well, debt ceiling talks collapsed once again. It seems that, more than ever, Democraps and Republicunts just can't seem to agree to the extent of how much they should screw over Americans. And in the meantime, they're treating the public to the most amazing revisionist history I've seen since Orwell's 1984.

Friday, Speaker of the House John Boehner ('cunt from Ohio) sent out a letter to other House members and staff. In the very first paragraph, Boehner writes,
"Dear Colleague, Our economy is not creating enough jobs, and the policies coming out of Washington are a big reason why. Because of Washington, we have a tax code that is stifling job creation. Because of Washington, we have a debt crisis that is sowing uncertainty and sapping the confidence of small businesses. Because of Washington, our children are financing a government spending binge that is jeopardizing their future."(excerpted from Huffingtonpost.com)
I gotta say, the 'cunts in Congress have mighty big balls! Everything that Boehner said is true, but what he left out was that the policies, tax code, and debt crisis coming out of Washington originated in Prezzy Bush Jr's time in the Oval Office. Boehner's trying to paint Obama and the other 'craps as the ones causing all the trouble, and rather than blast his fantasy to pieces with a couple of archived stories, mainstream media sell the fantasy as New History.
The 'craps in Congress have done nothing to point this out.  They're a bunch of timid little sheep, waiting for the Obama Fairy to wave his cigarette wand and make it all better. And in the meantime, the fucking fools legitimize the 'cunt fantasy by negotiating budget deals based on the premise that the fantasy might be true.  So they lay lower- and middle-class life preservers on the chopping block and try to get the 'cunts to promise not to chop off too much.

At this point, the 'craps have two choices to save face and help the country recover from madness the 'cunts will inflict on this country when Congress either caves in to their demands, or refuses and the country defaults on its debt:
1. Hari Kari. They should admit their failure to the American people and fall on their swords. Honorable suicide would be better than the simpering self-strangulation they are inflicting themselves at this point.
2. Deny the Fantasy and actually fix the History. The 'craps need to present, in complete unison and agreement, an accurate timeline of how America got into this financial mess and then reverse the bad decisions that created the problems.

The "debt crisis" Boehner wrote of stems from the unprecedented number of armed conflicts by America with nations primarily in the Middle East and the Bush Era tax cuts. The bank bailouts by the Obama Administration contributed to the debt crisis, but they were a reaction the "policies" Boehner mentioned.
Those policies consisted of a systematic weakening of laws and regulations for banks that allowed them to consolidate wealth and sketchy investment practices stretching back to the Reagan years. The recession didn't happen because a Democrap was elected president. THE RECESSION DIDN'T HAPPEN BECAUSE A DEMOCRAP WAS ELECTED PRESIDENT. We're talking 30 years of bad policy where a democrap was in charge for less than half the time.
The "tax code" that Boehner mentions is also the product of 30 years of gradual favoring of the wealthy and/or powerful.

You want to balance the budget? Here's how:
1. End the armed conflict in Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Libya, et al.
1a. You could also close the hundreds of Cold War era military bases established in Germany, Japan, and surrounding Russia.
2. Repeal or revise the Bush era tax cuts. This could (and should) include adding a tax bracket or two for the insanely wealthy.
3. Reinstate the Glass-Steagall Banking Act of 1933 and break up the banks. There is a reason that combining investment banks with savings and loan banks contributed to both the Great Depression and Great Recession.
4. You want to mess with Medicare and Medicaid? Fine. Raise the FICA cap to above $105,000 for starters. Then start crafting policies to lower the cost of health care in America. The reason we spend so much on Medicare in America is because health care in America is so expensive. Rather than cut the program that (literally) keeps many Americans alive, work on cutting the costs the program is paying for. Duh.
5. There is no need to touch Social Security.

When Bush Jr. took office in 2000, America had a budget surplus, remember? It took only nine months to turn that into the largest deficit in American history up until that point. When Bush Jr. took office in 2000, the economy was booming, remember? If the regulatory agencies had only done the job they get paid to do, they would have noticed and fixed the bubble inflations that so wrecked the economy.
This is not to say that all the blame should be layed at the feet of the 'cunts. 'Craps definitely contributed their fair share of bad decisions to the problem.
But the ideological posturing of Boehner, Cantor, Bachmann, McConnell, and all the other 'cunts is revolting and hypocritical.

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Retreat 3

Huh, whoops. I meant to post the third writer's exercise a long time ago and totally spaced on that. Busy busy...
So the third exercise was just like the second. Pull a word and you have 45 minutes to come up with a short story. I like what came out, but I feel like there's more story to tell in this version; it's not a complete entity in and of itself. Still, I told myself I'd post 'as is' with no editing. So here ya go. The word I pulled was 'sanctuary'.

Sanctuary


Jareth ran.
His breath burned like fire with every inhale and ice with each exhale. His muscles were knives stabbing into his bones with every stride. Sweat stung his eyes. But he did not stop running.
He could hear the footsteps of many men behind him, the clomp of their boots echoing on the paved streets so much it sounded like the gallop of hooves. He couldn't be sure, but it sounded like they were further away than before. He wasn't going to stop to check.
Jareth turned suddenly down an alley, his momentum causing him to bounce a shoulder off one brick wall before he could fully adjust to the change in direction.
The ladder was still there.
He skidded to a halt in front of the ladder. He grabbed the sides of the ladder and shook it once to make sure it was still stable, then he began to climb.
Jareth was moving on pure adrenalin now, but even with the burst of energy that only terror can bring, by the time he scaled the last rung of the ladder to heave himself onto the roof it felt like he was dragging boulders up the wall. He turned and started pulling the ladder up to the roof behind him, groaning with the effort.
The ladder had only just clattered to the roof when he felt the ice-cool blade of a knife at his throat. He tried to speak but his mouth was bone dry.
“Is it done?” a voice whispered in his ear harshly.
“Yeah,” Jareth gasped out. The knife pulled away from his throat and he collapsed to the roof, his adrenalin finally unable to support him any longer.
A water bag dropped next to him. Jareth grabbed the bag and raised the nozzle to his lips, drinking gratefully. He watched the figure move quietly to the edge of the roof and look down. If I pushed, he thought, I'd be a hero.
Jareth knew he was only kidding himself. He'd done the right thing – the necessary thing – but he knew he'd forever be cast as a villain on the pages of history, no matter what he did now. He wondered how she'd be portrayed.
Sabine turned back from the edge of the roof and moved back to Jareth. “How are you doing?” she asked quietly.
“Better,” Jareth whispered. The fire in his breath had died down, though his limbs still felt like there were lead weights attached to them. He rubbed a spot on his throat where the knife had nicked him. “Did you have to use a knife?”
Sabine looked at him stone-faced. “If you had come back without doing it, I'd have killed you.” Her features softened then into the face he'd fallen in love with. “I'm very glad I didn't have to.”
Jareth nodded. “Me too.” He pulled himself wearily to his feet. The steps of the soldiers were further away now, the clomp of their boots merging now more closely with other sounds of night. He turned to her. “We've got to get out of the Capitol. There's no place we can be safe here.”
Sabine kissed him then. It was short – and mostly chaste – but he could feel her gratitude in it. She pulled back and nodded. “I know. We should leave now while we still have the cover of night.”
Jared reached down to grab the water bag with a groan. His muscles were still begging for a break. If we survive the night, I won't be able to move for a week. “I know a place. It'll take most of the night, but if we get there we'll be safe.”
Sabine was already shaking her head. “No. Not after this. There's no shelter we could find on land where we'd ever truly be safe.” She turned to look at the mountains. “Any place that took us in would know who were are, and what we did. Eventually, that knowledge would betray us.” She turned back to him. “The only way we'll ever be safe is to be forgotten.”
Then where can we go?” His voice was trembling. “If there's truly no place we can go...”
On land,” she said. “But we don't have to stay on land.”
The sea,” he realized. “That's your idea? We drift with currents for the rest of our lives, belonging to nowhere?”
Sabine cocked her hip and tilted her head at him. “Would that really be so bad? Spend the rest of your life free, reborn in the ocean.” She moved closer to him. “With me?”
Jareth nodded. He'd never be able to resist her, he knew. But he also knew she'd always take care of him. And they'd both be safe. Forever.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Retreat 2

Yesterday, I shared the flash fiction I wrote at the writer's retreat I went to. On our second day there, we each drew another slip of paper out of the bag and had 45 minutes to write a short story concerning the word. The word I drew was "anal-beads". For an exercise where I had 45 minutes to pull a short story out of my ass, I think I did okay with the word...


Beads


“Hail, Mary, full of –hrk!” his breath caught on the last word.
She smiled. “You have to relax.”

The way a rosary works is absurdly simple, so it comes as a surprise to hear how tedious some people make it. Each bead is a prayer.

His mouth formed a small 'o' as he exhaled. His abdominal muscles slowly loosened, and then the rest of the muscles gradually unclenched. Nodding in encouragement, she gave a gentle push, and then it was done.
“Blessed art thou among women,” he said. His voice was not quite a whisper, but the breathy comment was full of gratitude and relief.
The woman shrugged. “I know.”

The larger prayer beads represent the “Our Father who art in heaven” prayers. The five large beads are separated by ten smaller beads. Each smaller bead represents a “Hail, Mary” prayer. When a priest gives a portion – or even all – of a rosary as penance, the idea is that the person praying is able to find absolution in the repetitive nature of the prayer.

She began again, and so did he.
“Hail, Mary, full of graccccccccce.” The last word came out as a hiss, the exhalation helping him keep his muscles relaxed.
She smirked this time, but there was no meanness to it. “Blessed art thou among women?” she asked helpfully.
He nodded slowly. “That's right.”

The rosary actually has its origin in pagan ritual. Druids and magicians often used a staff or wand as a way of focusing power. They would repeat their magical chant over and over, narrowing their energy and focus down to the simple piece of wood, and when they achieved harmony with themselves, and their surroundings, and their wooden catalyst they were able to perform miracles. The rosary works in the same way.

She raised hand to begin again, then paused. “You know,” she said, “this is a little different from what I'm used to.”
He didn't answer. He continued to look up at the ceiling, breathing slowly and evenly. It was almost as though he could see through the ceiling and up into the sky beyond.
Her hand touched his thigh gently, then curled lightly around his erection.
“No,” he said immediately. “Just the...” He paused, searching for the right words.
She released him and nodded, though he couldn't see. “Okay,” she said. Then she pushed.
A small smile curled across his lips. “Hail, Mary...” he started the prayer again.

Some Eastern religions have something similar. They use a phrase or sound while they meditate, repeating it over and over as a focus while they clear their mind. The phrase loses all meaning relatively quickly, but it provides a tether for their focus and prevents them from drifting.
If a man were to say, “do not think of elephants,” it naturally is the first thing to pop into the mind. So how do you empty your thoughts to nothing without also thinking of everything?

“Hail, Mary, full of grace,” he said. It was getting easier, except now he had to deal with a feeling of fullness. He smiled. It was almost like a feeling of completion. He went on, “Blessed art thou among women.”
She watched all these emotions chase across his face. She was confused. For some reason, and she knew she'd never be able to explain it, she felt aroused. She reached for the last one. And pushed.

The quest for Nirvana. The magical connection to nature and all living things. A search for absolution. It seems strange that they all revolve around the repetitive nature of a word, sound, or phrase. A vibration of the vocal chords escaping the lips on an exhalation of breath from within. Could it be that power does not exist out in the universe at all? That, in the end, the power comes from within?

She pulled, and a groan of relief escaped from his mouth, against his will. Every sin, every regret, every mistake he carried with him drained away as each prayer was pulled from his body.
Afterward, he lay on the table, cleansed and whole. He was crying.
She stood and tossed his sins aside. She looked down at him, her breasts heaving. She was more aroused than she'd ever been in her life, but as she looked at him, she knew she could never consummate this relationship. She had seen. She felt him touch God in that one pull of the string.
He reached up and grasped her hand reverently. “Thank you.”
She pulled away from him and picked up her robe. She slipped her arms through the sleeves and cinched the belt tight around her waste. Not looking at him, she said, “After you get dressed, leave the money on the table.”

Monday, April 25, 2011

Retreat 1

Last weekend I went on a writer's retreat with 3 other guys with the idea that we'd lock ourselves in a cabin for three days and come out the other side with a book written. I consider the venture successful!
Additionally, we did a writing exercise each morning to warm up our brains. James Ninness is being super cool by posting all the results on his blog, and you should go check out what he and Joe Pezzula and Marcel Losada came up with. I'll be posting what I wrote here.

For the first day, we each wrote down four words on slips of paper and placed them in a bag. Then we each drew a word (it couldn't be one we wrote down) and had to write a piece of flash fiction about the word or using the word as inspiration. Flash fiction is essentially a lightning bolt of creative writing composed of exactly 55 words, no more or less. The word I drew was "Snowman".


Snowman
It's like waiting for the firing squad to kill you. Dawn breaks over the mountains, and the slow crawl towards death begins. It's not quite murder, nor justice, nor even suicide. Just accepting inevitability; thin stick arms stretched wide for an embrace and a sad charcoal smile for a greeting. It is a good death.

Monday, January 24, 2011

Solvo Venalicium Est Non Solvo

Last Tuesday (Jan. 18th), President Obama put out an op-ed piece in the Wall Street Journal detailing a new executive order he signed. The piece was accompanied by this picture:
The piece essentially signified his surrender to Wall Street and big business. He writes:
"...throughout our history, one of the reasons the free market has worked is that we have sought the proper balance. We have preserved freedom of commerce while applying those rules and regulations necessary to protect the public against threats to our health and safety and to safeguard people and businesses from abuse...Sometimes, those rules have gotten out of balance, placing unreasonable burdens on business—burdens that have stifled innovation and have had a chilling effect on growth and jobs."

What kind of history book is he reading? Excessive regulation stifles small business, yes. But the larger the business, the firmer the hand government must place to ensure that profit-seeking does not endanger the lives of American citizens.

Let's be crystal clear here. When a company fires its workers and moves its production off-shore (such as Evergreen Solar, which closed its factory in Massachusetts to move to China), it hurts Americans. Poverty is a health and safety threat against citizens. Jobs boost the economy, but it's production jobs that stabilize it. I'm no economist and my grasp of all the economic theory mumbo jumbo is is pretty basic, but I'll try to explain what I mean.

Since the 1990s, America has seen a drastic decline in production jobs (the "goods" part of "goods and services"). Some of that is due to technology innovations, and some due to off-shoring and H1-B work visas. Where American job growth has increased is in service jobs (most significantly in health care services).
For example*: U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics reported an increase of 103,000 non-farm payroll employment in December 2010, and "Employment rose in leisure and hospitality and in health care but changed little in other major industries."

Service industry jobs, for the most part, move money around (and thus stimulate the economy). You take your 20 dollars to a restaurant for a meal, and that restaurant sends that money to the people that grew the vegetables and raised the meat, but only after skimming off the top to pay their employees and cover their operating costs. Those employees take their portion of your money and spend it somewhere else. And so money moves around and the economy is stimulated. But stimulation is the foreplay.
Production jobs are the foundation of the economy, a place where money essentially stops moving and turns into something else- a product. Why is this so important? Because money doesn't really exist anymore. Banks don't carry the total amount of money of their customers in their vaults; they don't need to. Most of it moves digitally, and a huge portion of that movement comes from a figment of imagination called credit.
Credit is where a person (or business) spends money they don't have under the condition that they pay the money they do have to somebody else in smaller increments over time. So a credit company (bank) stimulates the economy by providing consumers money to increase their purchase power. Credit stimulation is like phone sex. It works, but only as long as everybody agrees that it works and nothing goes wrong to prove otherwise. The United States is propped up (almost entirely) by credit stimulation; it's called a debt economy.

A major problem with credit stimulation is that it artificially makes things more expensive than they really are. A car costs $15,000, but after the loan's been paid, it really cost $20,000 (on a loan with a great rate). The trouble is the car is only worth $15,000. What is especially troubling is everyone pretends that $15,000 is how much they are paying. That extra $5,000 that no one talks about is dangerous. I'm not sure why it's called interest if no one pays attention to it (heh). Don't get me wrong, credit is an incredibly useful tool. But we've gone way beyond that.

Here's why that interest is dangerous. That extra $5,000 basically became an invisible third facet to the economy. It can no longer be called "goods and services"; now it's "goods and services and debt". It's a facet of the economy because a person, company, or bank can make a living on it. You can even package debt into a hedge fund and trade it on Wall Street.

Okay, so what does all this have to do with President Obama's op-ed?

For some reason, government economists think that the value of Wall Street and a consumer's purchasing power determine the strength of the economy. The trouble is that both of them are bubbles, inflated with debt. Somehow, economists maintain a fantasy that a consumer doesn't buy anything with money they don't actually have, despite the overwhelming profits of the credit industry proving otherwise. The other fantasy they live in is the idea that people use the stock market to invest (ie. believing in the value of a company enough to buy a piece of it), despite the overwhelming evidence that people use the stock market to make money and not to help companies grow. Wall Street has become a casino: a few people still go because they love a good card game, but most people like the slot machines.

What government regulation does is help close exploits in the marketplace. A "free market" like what Obama says America is about means there is no economic intervention or regulation by the state. The trouble is that a free market in America does not exist. It can't. Not when "too big to fail" really means "too big for the government to allow to fail". Not when the government buys major shares in General Motors to prevent its bankruptcy. A free market means that taxpayers don't have to pay for companies that blow it.

But, of course, that's not what Obama means. His executive order "requires that federal agencies ensure that regulations protect our safety, health and environment while promoting economic growth. And it orders a government-wide review of the rules already on the books to remove outdated regulations that stifle job creation and make our economy less competitive".

That is why I mentioned "goods and services". Job creation does not make our economy more competitive, not when the only growth is happening in services. America needs to make stuff. But to do that, we need more economic intervention and regulation, not less. We need to provide reasons to keep production in America, and unfortunately we just can't blame China for being cheaper.

Where the free market works best is in small business and the middle class. Unfortunately small business can't compete with the corporation and the middle class is collateral damage in the class war of wealth distribution.

Obama's executive order, just like the picture of the businessman gleefully cutting through all the red table, is designed to increase the profits of people already making profit. Maybe he's too caught up in the fantasy economy to see it.

Monday, November 29, 2010

An Open Letter to the President

Dear President Obama:

Before I say anything else I’d first like to thank you for your hard work as the executive leader of our country and Commander in Chief of our armed services. I can only imagine how difficult your job may be and I appreciate your efforts.

I find myself in a difficult position, Mr. President. I’m fortunate to have full-time employment during a time when so many Americans are out of work. I pay my taxes and try to maintain a conscientious and informed opinion when it comes time to vote. I’ve sent letters to Congress and signed petitions. As much as I can, I try to limit my impact on the environment. Essentially, I try to be as responsible a citizen as you could ask for. Why then do I find myself in a difficult position?
My full-time job pays me about $38,000 per year: easily enough to live off of, despite the tough times. But after the rent, the bills, the payments on debt (including credit cards and school loans), and other general cost of living expenses I find I have very little left over to save for the future. If anything, I actually see the prospect of a comfortable future slipping further away, not getting closer, whether it resembles the American Dream or not.

Times are tough, I understand that. This letter is not to complain about how difficult it is to get by. The times are not only tough for me and citizens like me, but they are also tough for the federal government. With such an incredible deficit, the only options are raise taxes or cut programs or both. The way things are is not sustainable.
The trouble is that I feel either targeted or ignored. The solutions I keep hearing proposed either focus on cutting the programs I and citizens like me (or are worse off) rely on most or by increasing the wealth of Wall Street and the military-industrial complex. This may simply be a failing on the part of the media to mention other solutions, but regardless, I have a few concerns I would appreciate hearing more discussion about.

Concerning taxes:

· It seems that regarding the Bush-era tax cuts the two options receiving serious discussion are either letting the top two brackets revert to prior levels or making them permanent (or issuing a temporary freeze to let someone else worry about them). Tax cuts are caviar, something to be enjoyed during times of prosperity but a waste of money when times are difficult. I know no one wants to see their taxes go up, but that is not really what is happening here is it? They are not going up, they are reverting to normal. I’d like to see more people addressing the language properly.

· Back when the 16th Amendment made income tax a permanent fixture of America in 1913, the idea of a “billionaire” was unheard of. Even millionaires were a rare breed. Given that Warren Buffett, Bill Gates, and more than fifty other millionaires and/or billionaires assert that they should pay more in taxes, perhaps it is time for a new tax bracket to address the incredibly affluent.

· There has been some talk of federal sales tax. I would like to hear more talk of a financial transaction tax, similar to the ones instituted by Sweden, Brazil, Peru, and Columbia. With the trillions of dollars exchanged regularly, a 0.1% tax would raise a considerably amount of money without causing much of a burden at all on the individual. I’d also like to hear more talk about increasing dividend and estate taxes. Essentially, I think you should take a look at including non-payroll income in income tax before determining that people who already pay taxes on all their income should then pay anything else.

Concerning the military:

· The Cold War ended in 1991, yet America continues to maintain military bases placed around the world to combat this long dead conflict. Evaluating the necessity and closing many of these bases will free up millions of dollars to be used elsewhere.

· On January 22, 2009 you issued an order to suspend the military commission and shut down the Guantanamo Detention facility within the year. Your order is almost a year overdue. The longer the facility remains open the less moral high ground we can claim to hold without reeking of hypocrisy.

· The Bush administration violated International Law, both by launching a war of aggression against Iraq and by authorizing the use of torture techniques against prisoners. Our claim of moral superiority against al Qaeda, the Taliban, and any other “enemies” in the “war on terror” — again — reek of hypocrisy as long as we continue to ignore our own record of human rights abuses.

· Winslow T. Wheeler has already written extensively and critically on how budget increases in the Department of Defense have resulted in a smaller, older, less maintained military. For further clarification and proposed solutions, I recommend taking stock of his suggestions.

Concerning Wall Street and the corporation:

· One of the main catalysts for the financial meltdown and economic recession we find ourselves in was the repeal of the 1933 Banking Act, also known as The Glass-Steagall Act. In the interest of protecting the American people, either reinstate Glass-Steagall or pass any similarly proposed Act which effectively separates commercial from investment banking. Taking steps to pull America out of economic disaster is not enough unless you also make sure it does not happen again.

· Economist John Maynard Keynes cautioned that a large, robust economy needed to be matched by a large, robust government in order to prevent Capitalism’s natural inconsistencies from destroying the economy. Over the past 30 years, I’ve watched Economy gain traction over Government so that now the two are greatly mismatched. Regulation is not a bad word, it’s a necessary one.

· Many people make a big deal out of undocumented workers crossing our borders, and not nearly enough people make a similar big deal about the way capital can cross borders freely to look for the highest rate of return. Everyone wants to go where it is easiest to make a buck, but if people are serious about securing our borders it needs to go both ways.

Mr. President, I know that this letter will need to get past quite a few people before you will take a look at it. I know my concerns may seem more Democrat and less Republican, but I really just hoped to come across as a concerned American citizen rather than a concerned affiliated member of a political party. It just becomes so hard to remain hopeful sometimes when I read about proposed solutions that will cause nothing but harm for my economy but circulate plenty of cash into the economy of the wealthy.

Sincerely,

Michael Drace Fountain

Monday, October 18, 2010

Ut Suffragium: 2010 California Propositions

Hey folks. So election season is upon us, and with it comes a vast array of Propositions, which essentially are voted-on mandates by the citizenry because we feel if Legislature deals with the issue they'll fuck it up, ignore it, or use it to fuel their own self-interests. Unfortunately, this criticism is applicable.
In an ideal world, California would not need ballot initiatives because their voted representatives are ably representing them in state legislature. And while a majority voted "will of the people" ballot initiative seems like a good way of keeping Legislature honest, all too often Propositions are little more than efforts by special interests to inhibit the work of Legislature or carve out pieces of budget pie for themselves.

Commercials for and against these propositions take over television and radio during election season, battling with ads for and against elected officials and their competitors over who can create the best smear campaign, and the result is that what the proposition is really about gets lost in invective and fear-mongering.

So what I thought I'd do, on my little corner of the blogosphere, is break down, in as fair language as possible, what each Proposition is about. I'll tell you which way I plan on voting and why, but I don't want people to use this as a voting guide. If you agree with the way I'm voting that's fine, and if you disagree then hopefully it means you've thought critically about the issue and aren't voting the way your political party is telling you to vote without thinking about it.

Voter turnout is expected to be terribly low this season, so I encourage you to get out and make your voice heard, even if it means voting for nobody. Very often (unfortunately) I leave a vote blank or write in "none" if I am not happy with the candidates. I've heard many arguments from many different people on why voting is a waste of time, or that they don't vote to make a statement. But that's wrong on both accounts. When you don't vote, the only statement you make is "I don't care who runs my city/state/country and I don't care how they do it." Politicians don't look at the voting percentages and say, "Hmm, about 70% of California (+ or - 5%) is not voting, and I bet they are abdicating their voice to make a statement of how bad we are doing things." In 2006, voter turnout was 33.6%. A politician only needs 17% of the population to vote for him with that kind of turnout. Check out this math: 17% of California's population is a little more than 6 million people. That's a little more than half the population of Los Angeles County. The number of registered voters in Los Angeles County in 2006 was a little more than 4 million people.
If getting (re-)elected means getting 6 million votes, how many politicians do you really think are going to care about the other 30 million people who "can't be bothered" or "are making a statement"? Vote your party line, vote your religious beliefs, or vote making intelligent, informed decisions about each issue and candidate even if it means you vote for "none". But vote. Make the fight for a majority vote mean something. Otherwise you end up in situations where the 30 million people who did not or could not vote for the "winner" get ignored by the politician catering to his 6 million person constituency.

Now, on with the Props.


Prop 19: The "Pot" Bill
Prop 19 legalizes marijuana under California law but not federal law. It allows local governments to tax and regulate the commercial production, distribution, and sale of marijuana. Essentially, the language of the initiative creates a similar legal treatment of pot as alcohol.
It prohibits the sale to and use for minors. It prohibits the use of pot in public "except in a public establishment licensed for on-site marijuana consumption." It's legal to drink at home and at places that are licensed to serve alcohol, and the initiative treats pot the same way. The criminal and civic penalties are similar to alcohol as well. It's illegal to drive under the influence. Employers have the right to address whether the consumption will affect job performance.

The one issue the initiative fails to cover is how the legalization of pot affects California Penal Code 647(f) PC: "Drunk in Public". The caveat for a DiP infraction is that the level of intoxication must inhibit your ability to care for yourself or others and you must not obstruct streets, sidewalks, or another other public walkways. Typically, courts include drug use under the DiP misdemeanor, but how the legalization of marijuana affects the law in this case is not addressed under the issue and could potentially cause problems.

In spite of that, I think legalizing pot is a good idea. It certainly affects the body no worse than alcohol does, and scientists have proven there are medical benefits to its consumption in certain instances. The main reason pot is stigmatized as being worse than alcohol is from such teetotaler films as "Reefer Madness" and the massive smear campaign launched by William Randolf Hearst in the 1930s. Hearst and DuPont petrochemicals had entered into a deal for processing wood pulp into paper, and since hemp created better, longer lasting paper for cheaper, they needed to eliminate the competition. That's it. That's why pot is illegal. A rich man wanted to become richer. There is certainly no good reason to treat pot in any other way than alcohol.


Prop 20: Redistricting 1
What Prop 20 does is adds the task of drawing congressional district lines to the California Citizens Redistricting Commission (CCRC) created by the passage of Prop 11 in 2008.

Prior to 2008, legislative districts were determined by Congress.
The Congressional districts determine how many representatives and senators should be in Congress, and legislative districts determine how much of each congressional district is handled by any particular representative. What the CCRC did is remove the power of legislative redistricting from the hands of Congress in favor of an independent panel comprised of a mixture of both major political parties and independents.
What could and did happen prior to the CCRC is legislators would redraw their district lines to include and remove portions of city districts to best ensure their reelection. Say you are a Republican representative and a portion of your district typically votes Democrat. Before the CCRC took over, you could just redraw your district so that you no longer represented that portion of the city. Essentially it was legal disenfranchisement.
Following the 2010 census, how many senators and representatives California has will change according to population growth and the shift of density eastward. Some cities may gain representatives, others may lose them, and some representatives and senators may just need to be added to Congress. Prop 20 allows the CCRC to handle the process of Congressional redistricting, in order to avoid the potential problems that arise when Congress is in charge of how much power in representation it allots itself.

Prop 20 is a good idea and I support it. Frankly, I'm in favor of abolishing the (redundant) Senate altogether. Allowing legislature to pick and choose how and who they represent is a bad idea.

To save space, I'll just say that Prop 27 not only opposes Prop 20, but wants to do away with the CCRC altogether. Since I'm in favor of Prop 20, I'll vote no on Prop 27.
It's technically possible that both propositions can receive a majority vote, in which case the proposition that received more votes will be the one to go into effect.


Prop 21: A new vehicle license fee.
Prop 21 is an initiative to add an $18 fee when you register your vehicle every year (vehicles registered under the Commercial Vehicle Registration Act are excluded). The money accrued from this fee goes into a trust fund for the sole use of maintaining and operating California's 278 state parks.

Currently, the general fund appropriates $150 million to state parks, even though there is a maintenance backlog of about $1 billion. With the already beleaguered budget, what this initiative does is free that $150 million to be used elsewhere and use the $500 million accrued to the fund each year to our parks open and operating more efficiently. Last year, one proposed solution to the state parks problem was closing more than 200 of them. Hence this initiative. One benefit to this fee is that California vehicles will receive free admission to state parks, with the caveat that "free admission does not include camping, tour fees, swimming pool fees, the use of boating facilities, museum and special event fees, any supplemental fees, or special event parking fees."

I strongly support Prop 21. Yeah, with vehicle licensing fees already high, paying an extra 18 bucks is going to suck a little bit (a very little bit, $18 aint that much). But the perks so greatly outweigh this extra little bit that you only have to pay once a year. Healthy, vibrant, well-maintained state parks help support a healthy, vibrant tourism industry, which helps provide jobs and money to cities and local governments. Healthy, vibrant state parks also help support a healthy, vibrant environment and wildlife.
Our state parks provide an abundant recreational, historical, and cultural resource, and if the choice is between closing 75% of our state parks or paying a little more to register my car, then I think there is no choice at all. I'm going to pay a little more. Anyone who enjoys going to the beach, or camping, or hiking or mountain biking, or swimming or boating on a lake, or skiing or snowboarding should feel the same way. Especially if the upshot is that it'll be cheaper to do those activities.


Prop 22: A State Borrowing Ban
What Prop 22 does is rewrite California's Constitution to prohibit the State from raiding local government funds in the event of a budget emergency.

Last year, the state took or borrowed $5 Billion from local governments in order to handle the massive deficit problems facing the state. This initiative prohibits the State from "delaying the distribution of tax revenues for transportation, redevelopment, or local government projects and services" (official summary).

I don't like Prop 22 and I'm going to vote against it. Granted, I don't like that the State mucks about with local funds, but this proposal is worse, especially because it rewrites 13 sections of the state Constitution, adds 3 sections, and removes a section. Prop 22 is over-reaching itself, mainly at the benefit of local redevelopment. Getting a simple majority during low voter turnouts is easier for special interest groups, as I demonstrated above, and what this proposal does is mess with budgeting at a ballot-box level.
Our State budget is a mess and desperately needs fixing, but Prop 22 will cause more problems than it fixes.


Prop 23: Suspend the Global Warming Act
Prop 23 is an initiative to suspend the Global Warming Solutions Act (AB 32), passed in 2006 by the Senate and signed by the Governor, until unemployment in California drops to 5.5% or less for four consecutive quarters. What AB 32 does set limits on greenhouse gas emissions, so that by 2020 GHGE are at similar levels as being produced in 1990.

In January of 2010, unemployment in California was more than 12%, with some counties reporting unemployment as high as 20%. Proponents of Prop 23 point out that enacting AB 32 will cost jobs, raise energy prices, and do little to halt climate change anyway. Opponents of Prop 23 point out that voting yes on Prop 23 will cost jobs, keep energy prices high, and encourage polluters to continue business as usual.

I think it's kind of absurd that both the proponents and opponents argue some of the same outcomes whether or not Prop 23 passes. Energy costs go up and jobs go down. I strongly oppose Prop 23. AB 32 was written with job creation and small business protection in mind. A lot of ads are trying to hide what Prop 23 is really about by calling it "The California Jobs Initiative."
Everyone's worried about jobs, and I think proponents of the bill are hoping voters will look at the basics of the bill, that AB 32 will be suspended until unemployment drops to 5.5% for a year, without considering what AB 32 is trying to do.
For the record, in the past 3 decades unemployment has only dropped below 5.5% only 3 times, so Prop 23 is really about killing AB 32 rather than suspending it.
The top two donors for Prop 23 are two Texas-based oil companies: Valero and Tesoro, and they are some of the highest polluters in the state. What Prop 23 is then, is a threat from these companies. "IF AB 32 goes into effect in 2012 as planned, prepare to see our prices sky-rocket in retaliation. If we have to clean up our act, then YOU are going to pay for it."
Screw these guys. The effects of pollution on our land, our water, our skies, our food, our health, and our children's health are more important than two companies worried they are going to lose market share to green energy. I support AB 32, so I'm voting no on Prop 23.


Prop 24: Eliminate Tax Breaks
Prop 24 repeals legislation that allows California business to reduce their tax liability. As part of budget agreements in 2008, California corporations received three key tax breaks to help them save billions.
The first tax break is called Loss Carry-backs. What this means is if a corporation is experiencing a loss during any current year, that corporation can receive refunds on taxes paid for the two years previous.
The second tax break is called The "Single-sales" Factor. Previously, corporations with a large presence in California but who make sales in other states would be taxed on all income, including property-, payroll-, and sales-based income. This tax break allows corporations to instead choose to be taxed only on sales-based income made only in the state of California.
The third tax break is Tax Credit-sharing. If a corporation ends up with more tax credits than it can use, it can distribute any remaining credits to affiliates.

Tax regulators estimate that approximately 120,000 business in California would have higher taxes if Prop 24 passes.
I know our economy is in shambles, and I know that unemployment is a huge problem, but I support Prop 24. The tax-breaks were signed behind closed doors after intense lobbying by major corporations. They didn't care whether or not the tax breaks helped small business, and if Prop 24 passes, the only tax-break that small business should really miss is the Loss Carry-back.
Prop 24 is targeting the big-money corporations, and it really is unfortunate that some smaller businesses may get caught in cross-fire. On the other hand I have to wonder about the quality of a company that can only "keep its doors open" by utilizing tax loop-holes that only went in effect two years ago. Companies need to pay their fair share of taxes, just like the rest of us.


Prop 25: A simple majority
What Prop 25 does is change the requirement for Legislature to pass a budget and sign budget-related legislation from a 2/3 majority to a simple majority. Tax issues would still require a 2/3 majority.
The other part of Prop 25 financially penalizes State Legislature for every day past June 15 they fail to produce a budget.

I like the financial penalty aspect of Prop 25, but I have to vote no on this one. As the political presence of each party fluctuates each voting season, a simple majority vote on the budget would cause the budget to fluctuate wildly, depending on the goals of each party. Having a 2/3 majority vote means that most of the State Legislature has to support the budget, which will cause much less fluctuation. It makes it more difficult to pass a budget each year, true. But in the long run it is the best way to assure that someday California will have a budget that works and doesn't run a deficit. Wild swings one way or another will just cause financial turmoil. Too bad Prop 25 didn't simply propose a financial penalty.


Prop 26: Fees become taxes
What Prop 26 does is require certain State and local fees to passed by a 2/3 majority vote, just like taxes. Currently those fees only require a simple majority vote to pass. Prop 26 also requires certain local fees to be voted on by the local citizenry.

Proponents of Prop 26 essentially view fees as taxes, except they slip past the requirement of a super-majority in order to pass. What Prop 26 does is treat fees like taxes and require a 2/3 majority vote to pass them.

I have to vote no on this one. I am willing to grant that some fees are just a sneaky tax in disguise, but some fees are necessary and immediate, and requiring a super-majority before passage could effectively kill the fee. Such fees like ones passed on corporations that cause high pollution and health problems. Requiring 2/3 majority on any fee, even the simple and reasonable ones, will bog down the election process, fuel litigation, and become a bureaucratic nightmare. Should there be a way of reducing blatant special interest or political purpose fees? Yes. But Prop 26 over-reaches itself and will cause more harm than good.



Well, there we have it, all 9 Propositions on the 2010 November ballot. Sorry for all the text and the long read, it that annoyed you. But I'm glad you worked through it all to meet me back here.

Go vote, and encourage/exhort/brow-beat/whip your friends into voting.

Until next time,
Still paddlin' the old knew...